characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
name: hell no. • Ask me stuff.
The true (and only) way to handle crushes.
that’s because no one knows who he is
|blog post:||i have to pee but im too lazy|
|someone:||looks like urine trouble|
|tumblr:||YOU FUCKING DID NOT|
|tumblr:||DID YOU FUCKING JUST|
|tumblr:||IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE|
|tumblr:||I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW|
|tumblr:||OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH|
|tumblr:||*8 supernatural gifs*|
|tumblr:||THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR|
Cops be like.. by Rudy Mancuso
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe
How people imagine asexuals/aromantics are
How they really are
yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
When somebody try to come for my fave…
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog