i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
a compendium of hilarious things
characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, 2L, male, crude, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”