characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
name: hell no. • Ask me stuff.
i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.
we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ
The true (and only) way to handle crushes.
that’s because no one knows who he is
|blog post:||i have to pee but im too lazy|
|someone:||looks like urine trouble|
|tumblr:||YOU FUCKING DID NOT|
|tumblr:||DID YOU FUCKING JUST|
|tumblr:||IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE|
|tumblr:||I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW|
|tumblr:||OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH|
|tumblr:||*8 supernatural gifs*|
|tumblr:||THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR|