i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
a compendium of hilarious things
characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, 2L, male, crude, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
Anonymous asked: can you draw shrek getting fucked by donkey
i think you need this drawing more