*takes copious notes*
characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
name: hell no. • Ask me stuff.
"I can never watch Beyoncé videos with gay boys cause they keep doing this…."
This Guy Fieri courtroom sketch is maybe the best thing I have seen in my life. I would love to have this framed on my wall.
"You’re very pills"
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
This Vine gives me life
I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
I CANTG BR EATHE
fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.