characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
name: hell no. • Ask me stuff.
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
who thought this was okay
white people have too much power
It ain’t gonna suck itself
Can I just go ahead and have this auto-send to everyone in my phone at around noon each day?
|me:||are there any spirits listening|
|ouija:||yes are you alone|
|ouija:||haha nice whats up :P|
|me:||trying to contact my dead grandmother|
|ouija:||cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol|
someone give me something funny to reply to this with
and he hasn’t messaged me back since
I still do this
I could win Americas next top model tbh
there’s an animal category?