white people are wild
characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
name: hell no. • Ask me stuff.
baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine
when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
can i make it any more obvious?
this is my new favorite twitter account