characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
name: hell no. • Ask me stuff.
waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless
omfg this was the moment i have been waiting for.
me after group projects
sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes
every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s
Anonymous said: Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick?
yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”