Everything Is Cray Cray:

a compendium of hilarious things


characteristics: talkative, law student, voracious reader, GULC, rising 3L, male, crude, sassy, lazy, gay, cis, esfp, horny, ambitious, angry, Asian, brazen, leftist, right-handed, 25, a lush, cray cray, houston-born, dc transplant, dog lover, future boyfriend of Ryan Gosling, booze enthusiast.
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